How about a little diversion?
I have been cracking up all morning over this meme that Monica shared on her facebook page. Here's how to play... just do a Google search of the phrase "unfortunately, _______" but put your first name in the blank (be sure to enclose it all in quotation marks). The resultant phrases are hilarious if you have a slightly twisted sense of humor and an appreciation for random absurdity.
Unfortunately, Jenny never had much of a chance; she was sidelined into 'tramp' roles from the word go.
Unfortunately, Jenny's good, but she's not that good.
Unfortunately, Jenny can only accept cash or a personal cheque.
Unfortunately, Jenny has very little to do in this movie except look pretty, but even her great beauty is concealed most of the time.
Unfortunately, Jenny is anything but honorable, she’s obsessive, manipulative, immature and flat out bipolar.
Unfortunately, Jenny wasn’t able to pick up the puppy until after 4:00 p.m.
Unfortunately, Jenny's bullying dark side is what she'll be remembered for.
Unfortunately, Jenny is possessed by Muriel's ghost, and the fun (revenge) begins.
Unfortunately, Jenny didn’t throw her Diet Coke on Mark and scream, “Shut the **** up about that homewrecking ****!"
Unfortunately, Jenny didn't wield the cowbell on Breakin' Up.
I think that last one might be my favorite.
Go ahead, try it! If you decide to play along leave your favorite result in a comment, and a link back to your blog if you like.
ps - I thought an image from A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket would be fitting. This is from book six, artwork by the amazing and masterful Brett Helquist.